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Mad Ma Xi

After the West cooked the planet and dipped, China’s left picking up the pieces — with flamethrowers. Ma Xi just wanted to mind his own business and hoard noodles, but now he's stuck in a desert war between a bald ex-traffic cop and some bootleg warlord who thinks he’s Thanos with a rice empire. It’s dusty, loud, and somehow involves a drone powered by national pride.

TL;DR: Mad Max but more censorship, more yelling, and absolutely no gasoline — just pure Baijiu fumes and vengeance.

GOODFERRAS

Li Ferras has a busted face, a warehouse of expired rice, and the genius idea to sell it to the Communist Party. In a country where corruption is currency and food safety is optional, he’s just trying to survive capitalism with a socialist label.

TL;DR: Deformed dude scams the system with rotten rice. Everyone wins. Except the people who eat it.

SHREK

No synopsis needed for this one

I AM REGEND

World ends after some sketchy government vitamin promo goes sideways. Regend’s stuck in the city with a half-deaf dog, a radio that only plays static, and way too much time to talk to himself. He’s surviving on instant noodles and paranoia.